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Comments

  1. bingo
    sooooo true
    lottery is very very very biased against you ,the math and probabilites speak for themselves
  2. Joseph needs a haircut.
  3. lottery is a true money waster. never believe nor trust in bullcrap

    #reality
  4. Wow! I somehow hate my life even more! I didn't think it was possible!
  5. TV had no power cord lol
  6. If Cracked was honest with you: We hate white people

    hehe xd
  7. I I'd love you to do a video on the stok markit
  8. 69 69 69 he's right...the lotto is really fucking you!
  9. My uncle won 185 million after tax
  10. All eyez on me. The Tupac movie trailor. I'm a hick in a truck with not a lotta love, but I wanna see that movie. Looks badass
  11. who else still doesnt care am is gonna keep buying tickets
  12. 2:41 one number off? Uh you guys do realize that generally even if you are one number off you tend to get a Million dollars. Sure it ain't the jackpot but that's not bad.
  13. That TV isn't plugged in, guys.
  14. My dreams shattered.. Not
  15. basically the whole american dream in one vdeo
  16. Capatalism in a nutshell
  17. The house always wins.
  18. And this is why I don't play the lottery. The whole 185 million to one bit is all I need to know.
  19. This is stupid. The probability is known. It's not impossible, just improbable, people win all the time (like everytime that jackpot drops again, sometimes even multiple people hit the same jackpot), just highly unlikely it will be you. Yes it "scams" people who are stupid, but that their problem. Like blaming fattening food for fat people who overeat. Always take the lump sum. Inflation and lack of capital for investing and human lifespan make the annuity option stupid. Also are you really going to complain that you ONLY get $50 million of the $100 million jackpot that you paid $1 for?! Also people going bankrupt is due to them never knowing how to manage their wealth, that's on them.
  20. The title is grammatically incorrect. It should use the word "were" instead of "was."


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