Monty Python's "Life of Brian" (Stoned to death...)

Monty Python's - Life of Brian (Stoned to death...) - Matthias, son of Deutoronomy of Gath... - Do I say yes? - Yes. - Yes! - You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord. And so as a blasphemer you are to be stoned to death. - Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah." - Blasphemy! He said it again! Did you hear him? - Yeah! Yes, we did! Really! - Are there any women here today? Very well... By virtue of the authority vested in me... - Oh, lay off! We haven't started yet! - Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone, come on! - She did! She did!... He did! He did! He did! - Sorry, I thought we'd started. - Go to the back. - Oh, dear. - Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we? - Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah". - You're only making it worse for yourself! - Making it worse?! How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! - I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" once more... Right! Who threw that? Come on! Who threw that? - She did!... Him! Him! Him! - Was it you? - Yes. - Right... - Well, you did say "Jehovah"... - Stop. Stop. Will you stop that? Stop it! Now, look. No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even... And I want to make this absolutely clear... Even if they do say "Jehovah". - Good shot!!!

Comments

1. Twenty-six viewers won't be complimenting their wife's cooking ever again
2. Are there any women watching this youtube video today?
3. So... the wife turned in the husband for saying J******h.
   
   wonder how the report was written....
4. HE'S LIKE THE BIBLE TIMES VERSION OF CHARLES MANSON WITH THE TWO GUARDS AS POLICE OFFICERS!
5. I'm warning you! If you say Jehovah once more!
6. They should do a follow up movie, this time inspired by the life of Mohammed.
7. "There's always one isn't there" Never snorted so loud in my life.
8. Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you: Christianity without cherrypicking.
9. Reminds me of Jehovah's Witnesses.
10. Men playing women playing men
11. And this is why the Middle East is fucked up.
12. The romans at the end are so unimpressed.
13. reminds me of SJW's
14. Jehova! Gets stoned to death
15. Funniest thing ever. Jehova! Jehova, Who threw that?
16. LOL!
17. NO ONE!
    IS TO STONE ANYONE!
    UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE!
18. Learning impaired b* tches
19. *throws rock*
20. Jehovah